what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
my being single is dangerous.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
Randomize
