somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
I don't deserve a penis
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
I just got a text giving me an hour window for when my vibrator is gonna be delivered. If that's not awesome customer service, I don't know what is.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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