ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
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Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
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but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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