around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
How did I end up in the pool?!
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Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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