Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
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I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
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did i just pee glitter
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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