It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
I have a video (on my shattered iphone) of a random DJ at some bar giving me a birthday shoutout and texts from random numbers talking about birthday sex. My birthday is in April... Happy birthday to me?
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
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So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
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I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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