I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
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Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
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If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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