no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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