AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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