This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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