I bet he comes in French.
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
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