Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
She tied me up with her honor cords...
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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