found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
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Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
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