I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
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Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
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She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
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