god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Apparently on the way out of the ER i asked the nurse to doggie-bag me some more morphine.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
you made out with another girl for some wings
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
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