she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
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You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
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Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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