look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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