you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
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