found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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