why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
I can't put those talents on a resume
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
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