Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
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