Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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