Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
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