My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
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