Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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