i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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