I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
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I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
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So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
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