whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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