How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
You sat on a wall pretending to be a gargoyle before shouting "batman!" and jumping at me
I'm the drunk Des Moines deserves, but not the one it needs
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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