Yo dont text me then not text me
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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