So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
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I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
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Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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