They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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