I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
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