I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
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the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
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I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
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