How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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