Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
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I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
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Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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