I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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