the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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