Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
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She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
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Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
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