so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
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