Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Randomize
