I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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