u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
from now on my penis is your penis
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After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
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looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
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