You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
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He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
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I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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