I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
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She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
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How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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