well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
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Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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