you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
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oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
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Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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