i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
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