And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
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