Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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