But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
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So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
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we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians