loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
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hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
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Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
Is it acceptable to pay for WiFi on flights solely for the purpose of getting on Tinder to find a sugar daddy on the plane that doesn’t mind upgrading me to first class?
Do it. You’re flying for two weddings. You’re gonna need that first class.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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