I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
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