So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
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There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
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Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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