Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
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You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
What drink are we having for lunch?
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
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Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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