I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
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im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
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Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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