Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
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I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
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I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
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