Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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