yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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