For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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